Humorous/Funny

· A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
· Crafts are Cheaper than Therapy.
· I only golf on days that end with Y.
· I start working when the caffeine does!
· I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
· If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
· Our family tree is full of nuts.
· I like to give homemade gifts – which one of the children would you like?
· Try to be the person your dog thinks you are.
· Well behaved women rarely make history.
· When Pigs Fly!
· I’d give up on Golf, if I didn’t have so many sweaters… - Bob Hope
· Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
· Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven - Yiddish Proverb Too much TV will rot your brain – Mom

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