Housework

· Laundry Room – Drop your drawers here!
· Home of a Domestic Goddess…
· Stop Pollution… clean your room!
· Clean if you must – but don’t write in the dust.
· Born to shop – not to mop!
· It doesn’t always look like this, some days it’s even worse.
· My house was perfectly clean last week, sorry you missed it.
· My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
· Our house is clean enough to be healthy… and dirty enough to be happy.
· Please don’t feed the dust balls
· Please don’t tidy my mess, you’ll only confuse me.
· Real men do housework.
· Show me a house that’s excruciatingly clean, and I’ll show you an older, female relative about to visit it.
· There’s no need to do any housework at all, after the first four years, the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
· Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust.
· Housework is a Family Affair.
· Housework is the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
· They’re sure housework won’t kill you, but why take the risk?
· This is no ordinary housewife you’re dealing with !
· This home is protected by a coat of dust.
· When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes
Let us press on
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity
Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes
Dirt Free House (the dirt is free)
Everything comes out in the wash
Drop your pants here
Ring bell for service – if no one answers do it yourself
Clean houses never last. Hugs and kisses do
My idea of house work is to sweep the room with a glance
Home it‘s not a place.. It‘s a feeling
Strike while the iron is hot
I clean my house every other day… today is the other day
I believe in miracles… keeping this house clean is one of them
This isn‘t clutter… these are my priceless antiques