Aging

· Seen it, done it, can’t remember most of it.
· Aged to perfection…
· It’s hard to be nostalgic… when you can’t remember anything…
· It takes a mighty good husband to be better than none…
· Pushing 50 is exercise enough.
· We’re retired… our job is having a good time…
· We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein
· I’m much too young to look old…
· You know you’re over the hill when happy means nap time…
· Too old to work, Too young to die so off into the sunset just me and my RV.
· Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension.
· Old enough to know better…too old to care…
· It’s never too late to have a happy childhood…
· Aging is when you’re a plum and end up a prune (or need one).
· Welcome to our retirement home… Twice as much husband… half as much pay
To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven
The harvest of old age is the memory and rich store of blessings laid up in earlier life.
It‘s never too late to have a happy childhood.
You know you‘re over the hill when happy hour means naptime!
Any Age is the right age to start doing!
Aged to perfection
We are always the same age inside
It‘s hard to be nostalgic… when you can‘t remember everything
Grow old along with me! The best is not yet to be.
We become old only when regrets take the place of our dreams.
You can‘t turn back the clock, but you can‘t wind it up again!
The youngest souls often inhabit the oldest bodies.
Don‘t regret growing older-it is a privilege denied to a great many.
The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.
The principle difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
It is strange how everybody wants to live long but nobody wants to be old.
Cherish Time
I am time well spent
Time is the most valuable thing one can spend
When saving for old age, be sure to put away a few pleasant thoughts.
Age is relative-when you‘re over the hill you pick up speed!
I‘m not 40-I‘m 18 with some extra years of experience.
Recycled Teenager
If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.
If youth is a defect. It is one that we outgrow only too soon.
I shall grow old, but never lose life‘s zest, Because the roads last turn will be the very best.
We‘re retired-our job is having a good time.
The older you get the stronger the wind gets-and it‘s always in your face.